tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69130802011-07-14T21:52:51.173-03:00µ Contos... em poucas palavras...noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1089170439966936882004-07-07T00:20:00.000-03:002004-07-07T00:20:39.966-03:00Deja-vú<HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2600.0" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Achei que só acontecia com o milho,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>mas hoje reencontrei o gergelim.</FONT></DIV></BODY><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108917043996693688?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1088646017638394472004-06-30T22:40:00.002-03:002004-06-30T22:40:17.636-03:00Inverno Gaúcho IICampanha do Agasalho.<br />Aceitamos: bermudas, bikinis, chinelos...<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108864601763839447?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1088646014750208702004-06-30T22:40:00.001-03:002004-06-30T22:40:14.750-03:00DelíriosÉ um avião? Um pássaro?<br />Não, é só um disco voador...<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108864601475020870?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1088646009209414172004-06-30T22:40:00.000-03:002004-06-30T22:40:09.210-03:00Virgem? MariaQuem diria,<br />fizeram inseminação artificial<br />e cesariana na Virgem Maria.<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108864600920941417?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1087168445303039762004-06-13T20:14:00.000-03:002004-06-13T20:14:05.303-03:00Abusado<HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Digitei dois pontos, travessão e o pê</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>O monitor mostrou a língua</FONT></DIV></BODY><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108716844530303976?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1086232236928976972004-06-03T00:09:00.000-03:002004-06-03T00:10:36.926-03:00ResumoDeus criou o universo
<br />e viu que Ele era o bom!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108623223692897697?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1086232176423883952004-06-03T00:06:00.000-03:002004-06-03T00:09:36.423-03:00Se eu enriquecesse amanhã!Se eu enriquecesse amanhã, viria menos
<br />almoçar no RU;
<br />Meus colegas de inveja morreriam
<br />Se eu enriquecesse amanhã!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108623217642388395?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1085459894073577432004-05-25T01:38:00.000-03:002004-05-25T01:57:31.560-03:00?Tudo pelo social!<BR>... mas vocês, pela escada de serviço...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108545989407357743?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1085291837358652152004-05-23T02:54:00.000-03:002004-05-23T02:57:17.356-03:00Entrada TriunfalEra bonita, mas vomitou.
<br />Era nojenta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108529183735865215?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1085285219190128872004-05-23T01:03:00.000-03:002004-05-23T01:06:59.190-03:00ABSURDOQuando acordou, o travesseiro ainda estava lá.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108528521919012887?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>True Ivelloshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814550232088508851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1085284804204373672004-05-23T00:56:00.000-03:002004-05-23T01:00:04.203-03:00Ex-aluno de física"...E é por isso que eu sou cabeludo, fumo e tomo vinho quando o sol cai."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108528480420437367?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>True Ivelloshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00814550232088508851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1084347981857719732004-05-12T04:43:00.000-03:002004-05-12T04:46:21.856-03:00Inverno Gaúcho Vou até o parque tomar um banho com as tartarugas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108434798185771973?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kawamura Seraphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08517809412831154565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913080.post-1084249929275330892004-05-11T01:32:00.000-03:002004-05-25T01:53:06.323-03:00VidaTu é o que tu come, cadáver!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6913080-108424992927533089?l=microcontos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>...noreply@blogger.com0